Flying Purple People Eater |
By Sheb Wooley |
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Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky, it had one long horn and one big eye. I commenced to shakin' and I said oo-wee, It looks like a purple people eater to me. It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater, and it sure looks good to me. |
Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree, I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me. I heard him say in a voice so gruff, I wouldn't eat you cuz you're too tough. It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater, It sure looks strange to me. |
I said mr Purple People Eater what's your line He said eating purple people and it sure is fine But that's not the reason that I came to land I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band Well, bless my soul rock 'n roll flying' purple people eater Pigeon-toed under-growed flyin' purple people eater one-eyed one-horned it was a people eater What a sight to see |
Well, he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground he started to rock really rockin' around It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune Wop bop a lula wop bam boom one-eyes one-horned flying people eater Ooh, it sure looks strange to me |
Well he went on his way and then what do you know I saw him last night on a TV show He was a blowin' it out and really knockin' them dead Playing rock 'n roll music through the horn in is head. |
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