- Q: Mommy, why do all the other Kids call me a Werewolf?
A: Stop talking and brush your face.
- Q: What gift did the werewolf parents give to their son?
A: A comb.
- Q: What happens if a wolf falls in the washing machine?
A: He became a wash and werewolf.
- Q: What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic?
A: His bark was worse than his bite.
- Q: Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere he wants to.
- Q: How do you stop a werewolf from chasing you?
A: Throw a stick and say fetch.
- Q: What happens if you cross a hairdresser & werewolf?
A: A creature with an all over perm.
- Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
A: He got ticks.
- Q: Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it's tail?
A: It's the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you.
- Q: What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf's teeth?
A: CRAZY.
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