Werewolf Jokes

1. Q: Mommy, why do all the other Kids call me a Werewolf?
   A: Stop talking and brush your face.
2. Q: What gift did the werewolf parents give to their son?
   A: A comb.
3. Q: What happens if a wolf falls in the washing machine?
   A: He became a wash and werewolf.
4. Q: What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic?
   A: His bark was worse than his bite.
5. Q: Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
   A: The whatwolves and whenwolves.
6. Q: Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
   A: Anywhere he wants to.
7. Q: How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge?
   A: The paw prints in the butter.
8. Q: How do you stop a werewolf from chasing you?
   A: Throw a stick and say fetch.
9. Q: What happens if you cross a hairdresser & werewolf?
   A: A creature with an all over perm.
10. Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
    A: He got ticks.
11. Q: Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it's tail?
    A: It's the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you.
12. Q: What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
    A: A wear-wolf.
13. Q: What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?
    A: A where-wolf.
14. Q: What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf's teeth?
    A: CRAZY.
15. Q: What kind of monster is washing machine safe?
    A: A wash and wear wolf