Witch Jokes

1. Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
   A: They're afraid of flying off the handle.
2. Q: What do witches put on their hair?
   A: Scare spray.
3. Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
   A: She looks at her witch-watch.
4. Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
   A: Spelling.
5. Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
   A: She witch-hiked.
6. Q: What does a witch kid want for Christmas?
   A: A haunted dollhouse.
7. Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
   A: So, they would know which witch is which.
8. Q: How do witches tell time?
   A: With a witch watch.
9. Q: What do you call two witches living together?
   A: Broom-mates.
10. Q: What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
    A: Broom service.
11. Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
    A: A sand-witch.
12. Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
    A: A brrrooooommmm stick.
13. Q: Who was the most famous witch detective?
    A: Warlock Holmes.
14. Q: What do they teach in witching school?
    A: Spelling.
15. Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
    A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
16. Q: What do you call a witch's garage?
    A: A broom closet.
17. Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
    A: She witch-hiked.
18. Q: What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime?
    A: Ghoul deluxe and the three scares.
19. Q: What do you call two witches that share a room?
    A: Broom mates.
20. Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called?
    A: An itchy witchy.
21. Q: What happens if you see twin witches?
    A: You won't be able to tell which witch is witch.
22. Q: Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
    A: There was no future in it.
23. Q: What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?
    A: Broom sick.
24. Q: Why did the witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
    A: To have something cool to slip into in the evenings.
25. Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
    A: She wanted a clean sweep.
26. Q: What has six legs and flies?
    A witch giving her cat a ride.
27. Q: What is evil and ugly and bounces?
    A: A witch on a trampoline.
28. Q: What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
    A: You'll soon be well enough to get up for a spell.
29. Q: What do witches race on?
    A: Vroomsticks.
30. Q: Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat?
    A: To walk across pool tables without being seen.
31. Q: How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?
    A: When a wasp stings her it closes it's eyes.
32. Q: Have you heard about the good weather witch?
    A: She's forecasting sunny spells.
33. Q: What did a witch say to another after the movies?
    A: Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom.
34. Q: What makes more noise than an angry witch?
    A: Two angry witches.
35. Q: What's the best way of seeing a witch?
    A: On the television.
36. Q: What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
    A: Very worried dogs.
37. Q: What do little witches like to play at school?
    A: Bat's cradle.
38. Q: How do you stop infection from witch bites?
    A: Don't bite any witches.
39. Q: What do witches sing at Christmas?
    A: "Deck the halls with poison ivy...."
40. Q: What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
    A: Ivy.
41. Q: What do you call a witch with one leg?
    A: Eileen.
42. Q: Why is a witch like a candle?
    A: They are both wicked.
43. Q: Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
    A: She kept having Disney spells.
44. Q: Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
    A: Because her grey ones were at the cleaners.
45. Q: What usually runs in witches' families?
    A: Noses.
46. Q: What happens to witches when it rains?
    A: They get wet.
47. Q: What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
    A: A witch on a skateboard.
48. Q: What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
    A: A bird that doesn't give a hoot.
49. Q: Why won't a witch wear a flat hat?
    A: Because there is no point in it.
50. Q: What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
    A: A fresh air freak.
51. Q: What do you get if you cross a witch & an iceberg?
    A: A cold spell.
52. Q: What is the favourite subject of witches at school?
    A: Spelling.
53. Q: What do little witches do after school?
    A: Their gnomework.
54. Q: Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
    A: Because it's quicker than walking.
55. Q: What's a witches favourite film?
    A: My Fear Lady.
56. Q: Why do witches get good bargains?
    A: Because they like to haggle.
57. Q: What do you call a witches motor bike?
    A: A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick.
58. Q: How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
    A: When it comes out in conversation.
59. Q: What is the witches motto?
    A: We came, we saw, we conjured.
60. Q: How do you make a witch itch?
    A: Take away the "w".
61. Q: What do you call a nervous witch?
    A: A twitch.
62. Q: What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
    A: Hex-aminations.
63. Q: What do you get if you cross a witch with a millionaire?
    A: A very witch person.
64. Q: How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
    A: Out of flying saucers.
65. Q: Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
    A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
66. Q: What kind of jewellry do witches wear on their wrists?
    A: Charm bracelets.
67. Q: Why didn't the witch sing at the concert?
    A: Because she had a frog in her throat.
68. Q: What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
    A: Run.
69. Q: What happened to the naughtly little witch at school?
    A: She was ex-spelled.
70. Q: Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
    A: They'll sweep them off their feet.
71. Q: How do you make a witch float?
    A: Blend two scoops of ice cream, and one witch.
72. Q: How do witches keep their hair out of place?
    A: With scare spray.
73. Q: A witch who likes the beach but not the water is called?
    A: A chicken sand_witch.
74. Q: Who went into a witch's den and came out alive?
    A: The witch.
75. Q: What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
    A: To keep their hats pointed.
76. Q: Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
    A: That's the time to go to sweep.
77. Q: Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
    A: Ever tried broomstick pie?
78. Q: What did the young witch say to her mother?
    A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight.
79. Q: Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
    A: To keep their heads warm.
80. Q: Why are black cats such good singers?
    A: They're very mewsical.
81. Q: When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
    A: When your a mouse.
82. Q: What do witches cats like for breakfast?
    A: Mice krispies.
83. Q: What did the black cat say to the fish?
    A: I've got a bone to pick with you.
84. Q: What do you call a witches cat that drinks vinegar?
    A: A sour puss.
85. Q: What do you get if you cross a witches cat and a canary?
    A: A cat with a full tummy.