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10 Things That Scare Pumpkins

10. Being bought by a chef.

9. You, holding a pumpkin pie recipe.

8. Any song by, 'The Smashing Pumpkins.'

7. The cat using it as a scratching post.

6. The lawn Gnome is giving it the evil-eye.

5. Having Mr. Potato Head parts stuck on it.

4. Being carved to look like a nerd.

3. You, holding a pumpkin pie recipe.

2. Wilting to brown goo after Halloween.

1. Knives for pumpkin carving.

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