| 10. Being bought by a chef.
9. You, holding a pumpkin pie recipe.
8. Any song by, 'The Smashing Pumpkins.'
7. The cat using it as a scratching post.
6. The lawn Gnome is giving it the evil-eye.
5. Having Mr. Potato Head parts stuck on it.
4. Being carved to look like a nerd.
3. You, holding a pumpkin pie recipe.
2. Wilting to brown goo after Halloween.
1. Knives for pumpkin carving. |