- Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body.
- Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit.
- Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
- Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with.
- Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
A: Skull tures.
- Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.
- Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
- Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
- Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones.
- Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart.
- Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs.
- Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
- Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it.
- Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.
- Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm?
A: Nothing gets under their skin.
- Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them.
- Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?
A: Beacause of all the coffin.
- Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: He had no body to go with.
- Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
A: They had a rattling good time.
- Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
A: To have his ghoul stones removed.
- Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones.
- Q: What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?
A: A trom-bone.
- Q: How do skeletons call their friends?
A: On the telebone.
- Q: What do you call a skeleton who sleeps late?
A: Lazy bones.
- Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes?
A: Skeleton keys.
- Q: What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns?
A: Skint Eastwood.
- Q: What happens if a boat sinks in a river of piranha fish?
A: It comes back with a skeleton crew.
- Q: What is a skeletons like to drink milk?
A: Milk - it's so good for the bones.
- Q: What do you call a skeleton who doesnt do homework?
A: Bonehead.
- Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton?
A: He was bone idle.
- Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for his exams.
- Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like?
A: One with plenty of body in it.
- Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones.
- Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
A: I love every bone in your body.
- Q: Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
A: Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him.
- Q: How do skeletons get their mail?
A: By bony express.
- Q: Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A: They have no organs.
- Q: What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
A: Bone china.
- Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Because the wind just goes straight through them.
- Q: What did the old skeleton complain of?
A: Aching bones.
- Q: What is a skeleton?
A: Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when".
- Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
- Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A: A boney phoney.
- Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
A: Because his heart wasn't in it.
- Q: What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
A: A dead ringer.
- Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
- Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?
A: By bony express.
- Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A: Tickle his funny bone.
- Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson?
A: I'm bone to be wild.
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