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  1. Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
    A: No body.
  2. Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
    A: Bone appetit.
  3. Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
    A: When something tickles his funny bone.
  4. Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
    A: Skull tures.
  5. Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
    A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.
  6. Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
    A: He had no body to dance with.
  7. Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
    A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
  8. Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
    A: Sherlock Bones.
  9. Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
    A: Napoleon bone-apart.
  10. Q: When does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
    A: When something tickles his funny bone.
  11. Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
    A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it.
  12. Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
    A: He didn't have the guts.
  13. Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm?
    A: Nothing gets under their skin.
  14. Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
    A: Because the cold goes right through them.
  15. Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?
    A: Because of all the coffin.
  16. Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
    A: They had a rattling good time.
  17. Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
    A: He could feel it in his bones.
  18. Q: What's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
    A: A trom-bone.
  19. Q: How do skeletons call their friends?
    A: On the tele-bone.
  20. Q: What do you call a skeleton who sleeps late?
    A: Lazy bones.
  21. Q: What do skeletons use to get into their homes?
    A: Skeleton keys.
  22. Q: What happens if a boat sinks in a river of piranha fish?
    A: It comes back with a skeleton crew.
  23. Q: What do you call a skeleton who doesn't do homework?
    A: Bonehead.
  24. Q: Did the lazy skeleton work?
    A: No, He was bone idle.
  25. Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
    A: He was boning up for his exams.
  26. Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
    A: Because a dog was after his bones.
  27. Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
    A: I love every bone in your body.
  28. Q: How do skeletons get their mail?
    A: By bony express.
  29. Q: Why don't skeletons play music in church?
    A: They have no organs.
  30. Q: What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
    A: Bone china.
  31. Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
    A: Because the wind just goes straight through them.
  32. Q: What did the old skeleton complain of?
    A: Aching bones.
  33. Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
    A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
  34. Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
    A: A bony phony.
  35. Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
    A: Because his heart wasn't in it.
  36. Q: What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
    A: A dead ringer.
  37. Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
    A: When something tickles his funny bone.
  38. Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson?
    A: I'm bone to be wild.

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