Mummy Jokes

1. Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
   A: To the dead sea.
2. Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
   A: He was all wound up.
3. Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
   A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
4. Q: Why couldnt the mummy come outside?
   A: Because he was all wrapped up.
5. Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
   A: Wrap.
6. Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
   A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
7. Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
   A: Any old girl he can dig up.
8. Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ?
   A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
9. Q: Where do mummies go if they want to swim ?
   A: The Dead Sea.
10. Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
    A: Because their daddies were mummies.