Ghoul Jokes

1. Q: What's a ghoul's favorite play?
   A: Romeo and Ghouliet.
2. Q: Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
   A: Because he wanted a light snack.
3. Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the ghoul party?
   A: Because everyone was a goblin.
4. Q: Do ghouls eat popcorn with their fingers?
   A: NO, they eat the fingers separately.
5. Q: What do you do with a green ghoul?
   A: Wait until it ripens.
6. Q: What is a ghoul's favorite food?
   A: Ghoul scout cookies.
7. Q: What's a ghouls favorite bean?
   A: A human bean.
8. Q: How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?
   A: Replace the nails with screws.
9. Q: What type of ghoul really loves dance music?
   A: The boogieman!
10. Q: What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
    A: Ghoulie.
11. Q: What's the name of the book of socially prominent ghouls?
    A: The Book of who's Boo.
12. Q: Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?
    A: Because she grew another foot!
13. Q: What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?
    A: From a long ways away!
14. Q: What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
    A: The eeriest!
15. Q: How you can tell if you have had a ghoul in your fridge?
    A: It leaves footprints in the butter!
16. Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
    A: His ghoul friend.
17. Q: Why are ghouls covered in wrinkles?
    A: Have you ever tried to iron a ghoul!
18. Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses?
    A: So they don't bump into other ghouls!
19. Q: What happens if a huge hairy ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
    A: Flatman and Ribbon!
20. Q: What time is it when a ghoul sits on your car?
    A: Time to get a new one!
21. Q: What game do ghouls play with ants?
    A: Squash!
22. Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
    A: He said they came in handy!
23. Q: How do you keep an ugly ghoul in suspense?
    A: I'll tell you tomorrow!
24. Q: How do you greet a three headed ghoul?
    A: Hello, hello, hello!
25. Q: ghoul: Where do fleas go in winter?
    A: Werewolf: Search me!
26. Q: Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?
    A: Because she grew another foot!
27. Q: Why are ghouls green?
    A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills!
28. Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses?
    A: So they don't bump into other ghouls!
29. Q: What kind of ghoul has the best hearing ?
    A: The eeriest!
30. Q: Who did the vampire take to the prom?
    A: His ghoul friend.
31. Q: What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson when they hadn't seen each other for quite awhile?
    A: You gruesome.