- Q: What's a ghoul's favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet.
- Q: Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
A: Because he wanted a light snack.
- Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the ghoul party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin.
- Q: Do ghouls eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: NO, they eat the fingers separately.
- Q: What do you do with a green ghoul?
A: Wait until it ripens.
- Q: What is a ghoul's favorite food?
A: Ghoul scout cookies.
- Q: What's a ghouls favorite bean?
A: A human bean.
- Q: How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?
A: Replace the nails with screws.
- Q: What type of ghoul really loves dance music?
A: The boogieman!
- Q: What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.
- Q: What's the name of the book of socially prominent ghouls?
A: The Book of who's Boo.
- Q: Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?
A: Because she grew another foot!
- Q: What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?
A: From a long ways away!
- Q: What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
A: The eeriest!
- Q: How you can tell if you have had a ghoul in your fridge?
A: It leaves footprints in the butter!
- Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
- Q: Why are ghouls covered in wrinkles?
A: Have you ever tried to iron a ghoul!
- Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses?
A: So they don't bump into other ghouls!
- Q: What happens if a huge hairy ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
A: Flatman and Ribbon!
- Q: What time is it when a ghoul sits on your car?
A: Time to get a new one!
- Q: What game do ghouls play with ants?
A: Squash!
- Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
A: He said they came in handy!
- Q: How do you keep an ugly ghoul in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow!
- Q: How do you greet a three headed ghoul?
A: Hello, hello, hello!
- Q: ghoul: Where do fleas go in winter?
A: Werewolf: Search me!
- Q: Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?
A: Because she grew another foot!
- Q: Why are ghouls green?
A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills!
- Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses?
A: So they don't bump into other ghouls!
- Q: What kind of ghoul has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest!
- Q: Who did the vampire take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
- Q: What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson when they hadn't seen each other for quite awhile?
A: You gruesome.
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