Ghost Jokes

1. Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
   A: Dayscare centers.
2. Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
   A: Bamboo.
3. Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
   A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
4. Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
   A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie or Mali-Boo
5. .Q. What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
   A: The roller ghoster.
6. Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
   A: At the ghost-ery store.
7. Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
   A: At the ghost office.
8. Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
   A: Booberries.
9. Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
   A: A dead end.
10. Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
    A: A boo-loney sandwich.
11. Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
    A: Transparents.
12. Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
    A: By appearing in television spooktaculars.
13. Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
    A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes.
14. Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
    A: Because you can see right through them.
15. Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
    A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again.
16. Q: How do ghosts learn songs?
    A: They read the sheet music.
17. Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
    A: Frightday.
18. Q: Where do ghosts get an education?
    A: High sghoul.
19. Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son?
    A: Don't spook until your spooken to.
20. Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
    A: Hoblin Goblin.
21. Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
    A: A terror-dactyl.
22. Q: Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference?
    A: The spooksperson.
23. Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
    A: how do you boo, sir?
    
24. Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
    A: Boo boo's.
25. Q: Who's the most important member of a ghost's football team?
    A: The ghoulie.
26. Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
    A: In the moaning.
27. Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
    A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat.
28. Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
    A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
29. Q: What do ghosts dance to?
    A: Soul music.
30. Q: Where do ghosts live?
    A: In a terrortory.
31. Q: What color are ghosts?
    A: BOOOo.
32. Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
    A: Just before someone screams.
33. Q: What's a ghost's favorite ride?
    A: A roller ghoster.
34. Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
    A: Sheet belts.
35. Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
    A: Ghoulash.
36. Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
    A: The eeriest.
37. Q: What does a ghost swim in?
    A: The Dead sea.
38. Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party?
    A: Anyone he could dig up.
39. Q: Who was the famous ghost detective?
    A: Sherlock Moans.
40. Q: What vehicle does a kid ghost like to ride?
    A: A boocycle.
41. Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
    A: To get a Booster shot.
42. Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet?
    A: With a pumpkin patch.
43. Q: What is a ghost's favorite bird?
    A: scare crow.
44. Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
    A: Boonanas and Booberries.
45. Q: What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
    A: Boo--icks.
46. Q: What's a ghosts favorite Broadway play?
    A: phantom of the opera.
47. Q: What did one ghost say to another?
    A: Do you believe in people?
    
48. Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
    A: Spook-ghetti.
49. Q. What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
    A: Boojeans.
50. Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
    A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
51. Q: What time is it when a ghost haunts your house?
    A: Time to move to a new house.
52. Q: What's a ghosts favorite desert?
    A: Boo-berry pie & I scream.
53. Q: What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
    A: Whipped scream.
54. Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
    A: Put your boos and shocks on.
55. Q: Why are ghosts cowards?
    A: Because they've got no guts.
56. Q: What story do little ghosts like to hear at bedtime?
    A: Ghoul delocks & the 3 scares.
57. Q: What is a ghost's favorite party game?
    A: Hide-and-go-shriek.
58. Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
    A: Ghoul
59. Q. Why did the ghost rush home from school?
    A: To watch an after-ghoul special on TV.
60. Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, poodle, & a ghost?
    A: A cocker-poodle-boo.
61. Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
    A: He is mist.
62. Q: Who protects the shores where spirits live?
    A: The Ghost Guard.
63. Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
    A: You look boo-tiful tonight.
64. Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
    A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
65. Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
    A: He didn't have a haunting license.
66. Q: What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down?
    A: I got a booo booo.
67. Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
    A: A boo-tie.
68. Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
    A: mas-scare-a
69. Q: Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
    A: Because demons are a ghosts best friend.
70. Q. Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?
    A: With No-Body.
71. Q: What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
    A: Boo-ties.
72. Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
    A: Tombstones
73. Q: What do ghosts mail home while on vacation?
    .A: Ghostcards.
74. Q: What do ghosts do when they're in hospital?
    A: They talk about their apparitions.
75. Q: What's the 1st thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
    A: They boo-kle their seatbelts
76. Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost with a cow?
    A: Vanishing cream.